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Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Wednesday, June 29, 2016
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Sloop and the Magnificent Musical Nut Wagon
DAILY LIMERICK 6/29/2016:
Those Big Mother bastards killed Super Size,
but that don't cause pig-out's, for Sloop, demise!
I get same, or larger, meal,
just without package deal--
like well fed boa's, mine Stupor-Sized!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 6/29/2016:
I microwaved a frozen burrito the other day…and they offered me my own TV chef show!...
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