Daily Limerick Wednesday, May 22, 2013 and Sloop (Biederman) Central
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DAILY LIMERICK 5/22/2013:
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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 5/22/2013:
We've got this whole "seasonal work" thing wrong.
Chief Limericist checking in, here.
Okay, my condo building is cleaning and polishing the building facade, or some such. Which means they're blasting away all day long, weekdays, giving those of us working from home (and/or "working" from home) that delightful Under Siege feel all day.
What's more, dust is flyin', so windows often need shutting--and, quite naturally, it tends to get hot and humid for such occasions.
This is just on a personal level. Out on the public streets, everything's torn-up to all hell, jackhammers jackin' away... The idea, I believe, is that outdoor work is best with nice weather.
We're on this "seasonal work" schedule, thus, for the benefit of the workers.
But there's another concept we're totally missing here--the customer is always right. That includes taxpayers.
So it makes more sense to say, "fuck the workers" and have them do their overpaid work when we have our windows shut anyway. Plus, physical labor warms you up anyway, so why the flyin' fuck are we doing this crap in WARM weather? My sensible plan will have the added benefit of eliminating those knuckleheads standing around leaning on their freakn' shovels while one guy out of six actually does something.
They'll all get busy to keep warm, projects will be done more quickly and more efficiently--and taxpayers will save some bucks, to boot.Not that, of course, common sense is given much weight in a society that actually buys Lunchables at 50 times the price of a handful of crackers and lunchmeat--and, yeah, there's your Wednesday "Food" angle...
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