Daily Limerick
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Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Friday, August 29, 2014
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DAILY LIMERICK 8/29/2014:
Panhandlers, tough times, mooch infernal!
Some etiquette, dudes? Just a kernel?
Feel guilty critiquing,
but one, change was seeking,
while I held my schwantz o'er the ur'nal!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/29/2014:
We've been holding our literary tongue regarding this Ice Bucket Challenge jazz.

Following our modus operandi, we've clammed because there's no shortage of this phenom's coverage.

Yes, like many/most, we're sick of hearing about this--and we think it's goofy.

We agree with the obvious commentary. Wondering why people don't just give money to a just cause, rather than having to organize marathons or walks or skyscraper stair climbs or ice bucket stunts. We well understand the need for public awareness, and thus these types of campaigns, at the same time we question the troubling, operative fact here.

The worthiness of a cause is measured by the creativity of its accompanying PR gimmick.

All of this threatens to steer us away from our modus operandi, so we're making these points because we're touching on this Ice Bucket Challenge anyway.

Now here's the Daily Limerick angle everyone's apparently missing--

We know damn well there's a slew of prepubescent lads out there now developing an ice bucket fetish.

Thanks, Ice Bucket Warriors...
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