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Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Thursday, December 18, 2014
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DAILY LIMERICK 12/18/2014:
Insurance and beer--combo gelling!
What have they in common? I'm telling--
While humor both place as key,
in ads run on TV,
say naught about wares they're selling!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 12/18/2014:
To this day, school buses come to a complete stop at railroad tracks, quiet all the kiddies aboard and open the doors to listen for any oncoming trains.

We understand the high value society places on children, as well as the mantra, "better safe than sorry," but crossing gates and lights were invented some time ago...
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