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Thursday, July 2, 2009
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Kind of a “blog” since before the term “blog”—except it’s edited, done by the vaguely “qualified” and doesn’t totally suck ass (most days)! (Led by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, comedy writer from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye and performer from L.A.'s Comedy Store to the Chicago Comedy Festival.)

DAILY LIMERICK 7/2/2009:

Now, news folks, before pen does spooj

describing peeps 'mid news deluge,

heed your mental sorter

don't use "HUGE supporter"

describing someone who's, well, huge!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 7/2/2009:

Daily Limerick has entered our TENTH YEAR and is counting down to a DECADE OF, ER, "SERVICE"! Send in your Daily Limerick Memories, Most Offended Moments, Congrats, Threats... TICKER: 10 Days to Go...

With the traditional Media dying, and enacting comical "fixes" to adapt to a rapidly changing world... Well, we take stock in the little things as a way of keeping hope.

F'rinstance... Today marks the first day since Michael Jackson's June 25 death that a related headline has not appeared on our newspaper's front page.

Okay, so we're taking stock in the teensy-weensy things...

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