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Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Sunday, September 25, 2016
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SUNDAY DAILY LIMERICK 9/25/2016:
Trump says, Hil's security pool
should lose guns? Lightbulb--take these fools,
forget lame debates,
make mock'ry first rate,
and let these two clowns high-noon duel!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 9/25/2016:
We've said this in the past about National Football League announcers who are a former players, but with a new season kicking in, it's now apparent to us that even the NFL's broadcasters who WEREN'T former players were… Well, we're guessing the league and networks slap 'em around and give 'em regular concussions.

There must be SOME explanation why these guys are the worst sports broadcasters, hands-down. It's a slow, easy game to call, too.

They begin stories, analogies, what have you, then forget to ever finish them.

There may or may not be some seamy reason for this. Or perhaps they concuss these clods to fit the overall ambiance of the game?...
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