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Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Friday, February 24, 2017
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DAILY LIMERICK 2/24/2017:
Junk mail, spam, phone shills--evil axis!
With cells now fair game, folks, the fact is,
pointless to resist!
Junk's added to list
of sure things, 'longside death and taxes!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 2/24/2017:
So, this Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue?

We're wondering, though we can't imagine why any publication would do this, if perhaps they're TRYING to put a curb on sales?

Slacker marketing department, or some such? We're at a lost, but gotta call 'em as we see 'em…
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