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Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye; L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Wednesday, April 16, 2014
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DAILY LIMERICK 4/16/2014:
Old friend stopped by... Missed weekly meeting!
Left half-dozen donuts--his treat thing...
Half-stale, by time got to stuff!
Guess when going gets tough,
well...the tough get donut eating!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 4/16/2014:
And so it appears the new "Tuscan"--hot, hip, euphemistic term to shill restaurants--is... "brioche."

Basically, bread.

Burgers on BRIOCHE buns, BRIOCHE French toast... If it sounds foreign, it's gotta be good, thinks the All-American Consumer.

Do the French buy up "exotic" wares like soda when their marketers dub it, "pop"?...
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