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Friday, January 27, 2012
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DAILY LIMERICK 1/27/2012:

For New Year's, each 'pon life, reflects.

New goals, plans... Oft leaves one quite vexed!

Since China's just getting to

theirs... Folks forgetting to

write "Year of Dragon" on checks?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 1/27/2012:

In perusing news about a study finding that narcissism harms men's health, we find this quote from professional studier of things Sara Konrath--

"There may be a cost to jerkiness."

This is earth-shattering news. We're simply floored that we're not hearing more about it.

Do you know what this means?

Negatives? To being an asshole? Why this contradicts bedrock science governing male-female relations throughout the history of Humankind!...

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