Daily Limerick
Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Thursday, September 3, 2015
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Sloop and the Magnificent Musical Nut Wagon
DAILY LIMERICK 9/3/2015:
Throughout time, across world, jokes scoff at the
Poles! Thanks to jesters, dunce cap doff! 'd'Be a
joke treasure trove, if outfit,
did exist--syndicate!
So… CAN there be Polish Mafia?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 9/3/2015:
To Slapper Yapper Grasshoppers paying attention lately… Chief Limericist checked-in, here... Let's just say it'd be darkly amusing if I were found chopped-up in a forest preserve… Not so much to me, at first anyway, or, well, however that works… In any event, you know where to start the search, should I turn-up missing…
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