Daily Limerick
Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Saturday, October 25, 2014
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Sloop and the Magnificent Musical Nut Wagon
DAILY LIMERICK 10/25/2014:
Forgetful nymph witch, young and blonde,
sought most handsome guy, of her fond,
at 'Ween party, when remiss.
With simple wink and kiss,
could borrow his "magic wand"!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 10/25/2014:
"Walmart...Healthcare."

What could possibly go wrong?...

Happy Extra Frighteningly Cheezy Saturday!...
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