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Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Thursday, April 24, 2014
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DAILY LIMERICK 4/24/2014:
Coffeehouse, as card from deck, luck would pull...
infested with jailbait! Why, chock-chock full!
To deal with the tempting load,
mind played out episode
of TV show--"The Un-Fuckables"!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 4/24/2014:
Noted an upcoming Chicago event, "Poets of Protest."

Struck us a bit funny, since protest works best when it reaches large numbers of people and poetry... Well, more folks are writing poetry than are reading it.

A bit like preaching to the choir.

Except that the choir isn't listening--just nodding and clapping mechanically, awaiting its turn to preach...
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