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Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Monday, December 22, 2014
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DAILY LIMERICK 12/22/2014:
Thing 'bout "It's a Wonderful Life," guys?
'Mong Christmas tall tales, it's most outsized!
Ghosts, Claus, flying reindeer? Ha!
Got nothin' on Capra--
makes mortgage holders the good guys!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 12/22/2014:
Slapper Yapper Grasshoppers still finishing Christmas shopping should keep this in mind--

Buy someone a calendar, and they think of you every day of the year!

Hmm.

Guess the Season's got us all sappy or something.

Of course, we encourage you to make that a nudie calendar or some such...
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