Daily Limerick
Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Wednesday, February 10, 2016
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DAILY LIMERICK 2/10/2016:
Ad, Super Bowl, Taco Bell's twist was the
new thing--could try 'fore menu list did see!
First, seems bold--will shock go well?
But talkin' Taco Bell!
What you eat's ALWAYS a mystery!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 2/10/2016:
We've just learned of the existence of something called the jackfruit.

And they can grow to be up to 100 lbs!

Certainly something Daily Limerick should know about.

Jackfruit… He hee...
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