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Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Friday, July 31, 2015
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DAILY LIMERICK 7/31/2015:
Got new name for one type of sitcoms,
as some call those from England "Britcoms"--
all these turkeys, old and new?
"Full House" to mod renewed,
some undead reruns… The "shitcoms"!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 7/31/2015:
On Chicago's Michigan Avenue, you'll find many beggars.

Perhaps because of all the competition, most of them sit around in a staked-out space with signs summarizing their lots in life.

Saw one such panhandler recently whose grammatically nightmarish sign dubbed him not just a veteran, as many of these signs do, but also a war hero, even going into details on his saving comrades.

Sure, we feel a tinge of guilty in making fun of someone in such a state. Many of these stories are undoubtedly true.

But bragging out yourself and mangling the language? What does he think Michigan Avenue is--Facebook?...
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