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Thursday, August 28, 2008
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Kind of a “blog” since before the term “blog”—except it’s edited, done by the vaguely “qualified” and doesn’t totally suck ass (most days)! (Led by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, comedy writer from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye and performer from L.A.'s Comedy Store to the Chicago Comedy Festival.)

DAILY LIMERICK 8/28/2008:

The "Purity Pledge" church folks ply

keeps more teens chaste 'til marriage flies!

'Least so says a study--

can't poss'bly be muddied

by kids who, 'neath pressure'd, say...lie?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/28/2008:

Daily Limerick has entered our TENTH YEAR and is counting down to a DECADE OF, ER, "SERVICE"! Send in your Daily Limerick Memories, Most Offended Moments, Congrats, Threats... TICKER: 318 Days to Go...

We've made fun of the "Gimme Somethin' to Protest--ANYTHING to protest" types over the years...but at the same time, having not seen a lot of political activism from our generation growing up, we've welcomed the idea of a generation giving a shit.

So, we're TRYING to look fondly upon the folks urging a "repeat of '68" at this year's Democratic convention. Trying to overlook the silly little reasons for nay-saying the protest idea, like, say...the fact that, 40 years later, the "presumed" Democratic candidate DOES NOT support the unpopular war that's unfolding...

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