Daily Limerick
Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
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DAILY LIMERICK 7/22/2014:
"Progressives" who harp up a din,
"Not part of solution?"--can't win!--
"You're part of the problem!"
They're same folks who lob bombs
at concept, "Original Sin!"

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 7/22/2014:
Daily Limerick has now hit FIFTEEN YEARS of, um, "service," as of July 12!...

Today marks the 80th anniversary of the (alleged) death of John Dillinger.

The Feds nabbed the guy after a bank robbing spree that ran a bit over a year.

The more things change, the more they don't.

It took the Feds almost a decade to kill Osama bin Laden.

But, hey, OBL killed thousands of innocent Americans and destroyed signature landmarks of the New York skyline. He didn't directly mess with The Banks...
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