Daily Limerick
Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Wednesday, January 18, 2017
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DAILY LIMERICK 1/18/2017:
Likes of egg rolls, French fries, most feel
as app'tizers, side dish appeal,
but bachelor meals plans
for me prove one man's
appetizer's 'nother man's meal!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 1/18/2017:
Hate it when you're cooking and add too much of an ingredient or condiment--say, soy sauce to your fried rice.

Tastes terrible, but you're starving, don't wanna be wasteful, too much trouble to reconnoiter another dinner… Just have to eat it anyway...
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