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Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Tuesday, May 24, 2016
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Sloop and the Magnificent Musical Nut Wagon
DAILY LIMERICK 5/24/2016:
For mover quotes, to online scene, went;
paste-prepped, but no--to pull-down screens, sent!
With whole quick plan stalled,
last step? Wait--they'll…CALL?
Just how's 'Net make life more convenient?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 5/24/2016:
From now on, it's only news when someone in any way affiliated with the Kardashian Klan does NOT have a sex tape…
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