Daily Limerick
Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Monday, July 6, 2015
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Sloop and the Magnificent Musical Nut Wagon
DAILY LIMERICK 7/6/2015:
Folks single, unmarried, not dating,
oft bitch, moan about masturbating!
Grass always seems greener,
fence, other side scene. Sure
is lots better than bastard-mating!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 7/6/2015:
Today marks SIX DAYS until Daily Limerick TURNS SIXTEEN!...

Coming off of the patriotic Independence Day weekend, we couldn't help but wonder, while shuddering… Will folks one day refer to the likes of Jefferson, Washington, Hancock, etc. as…the Founding Baby Daddies?...
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