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Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Thursday, August 25, 2016
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DAILY LIMERICK 8/25/2016:
The strange case off Ryan Lochte
spurs knee-jerk reaction, which be,
"Add odds, 'Lympic Spirit!"
But false image steered? It
sure fits well with the IOC's!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/25/2016:
Watching an episode of "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" recently, which we're not very familiar with, overheard a reference to the villainous "Cardassians."

Thought we heard… Well, YOU know.

Scared the livin' hell outta us. Don't even joke about them existing in the far future…
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