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Delightfully Offensive since 1999! Contains Immature (not 'mature') Content; but just in case... If You're a Minor, Go Away!
Edited by Chief Limericist Sloop Biederman, humorist from MAD Magazine to the Chicago Tribune's RedEye, L.A.'s Comedy Store to Chicago Comedy Festival...
Saturday, March 28, 2015
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DAILY LIMERICK 3/28/2015:
A man got his Chinese food fix;
coquette waitress loosed bag of tricks--
to West, kink trail blazing!
One was most amazing
with his noodle and pair chopsticks!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/28/2015:
Whew! For a moment we were worried, viewing all these ambulance chaser TV commercials, that our very own Fred the Intern was in Big Trouble.

But, thankfully, he's not. That was just his nickname in college. He and his dorm-mate/sidekick--Transvaginal Mesh and the Pelvic Sling…

Happy Extra Cheezy Saturday!...
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