Daily Limerick
Archives: January 2010

Contains Mature (and immature) Content;If You’re a Minor, Go Away!

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DAILY LIMERICK 1/1/2010:

To all, a Happy Twenty-Ten!

Is starting a "new life" your yen?

Res'lutions? Don't bother!

Make self-love that fodder...

You'll just be YOU, 'gain and again...

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 1/1/2010:

Chief Limericist checked-in, here.

Oh, my aching head... And, now that I think of it... Oh, my aching taint...

Happy Extra Cheezy New Year!...

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SPECIAL"PULL-OUT" FRIDAY "ENTERTAIN YOURSELF" SECTION 1/1/2010:

TODAY'S EDITION: It's New Year's Day

...And there's no way in hell I'm penning an edition for today...

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