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NOTE: DL has not yet taken the time to put "anchors" into the archives. Translation: You're gonna have to scroll all the way through the long-ass documents (use your "find" commands, squatlicks)!

 

Useful Tip: If you want to search the archives for a certain topic, go to a search engine and enter: "slappin and yappin" and (for example) "pumpkin fetish." Feel the delight!

 

Daily Limerick editions, from July 12, 1999 to the present, appear in the archives almost exactly as they originally appeared. Occasionally, a glaring error of spelling, grammar and/or a “typo” has been corrected.  We did not take the time to edit back issues but, in assembling limericks for “best of,” etc. lists unrelated to this site, obvious errors (predominantly in just the limericks themselves) were corrected. The goal of these corrections was not to improve grammar, etc. in editions previously sent, but to conform to the original intent in creating them. For instance, a limerick that appeared to rhyme “cock” with “cock” would be corrected if spotted when the obvious original intent of the limerick was to rhyme “cock” with “clock,” but it would not generally be re-written if “crock” would, in hindsight, make a wittier entry.

Note also that the archives are presented in files of entire months—obviously, not the format readers would have originally experienced them in. Concerning the archives from Daily Limerick’s previous incarnation as an e-newsletter, each month’s files appear in the exact form used to cut/paste and send them on a daily basis. The “standing footer” that appeared at the end of each day’s filing appears only once at the end of the month’s archive document, as do any standing headers. The introduction to a “sample” Daily Limerick at the top of these months’ files was only pasted when, duh!, a sample edition was sent to garner new e-subscribers.

 

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