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Stand-Up Poem of the Month

November 2013

 

"I'm just scaring you, ain't I?"

--Drunkin' kooky dame, upon kissing Sloop and falling into his lap

during his hosting of a "Flabby Hoffman" show at Phyllis' Musical Inn, Chicago

 

Lucubration Poem

(This was actully an exercise in using a random-ish word from the dictionary and... Well, it IS a poem...)

 

It’s within my station to create a lucubration, lacking the standard elation, settling for masturbation, so all those across the nation, should read my labored lucabration, it’ll be quite a sensation, like crustacean masturbation.

 

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