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Stand-Up Poem of the Month

September 2010

"I'm just scaring you, ain't I?"

--Drunkin' kooky dame, upon kissing Sloop and falling into his lap

during his hosting of a "Flabby Hoffman" show at Phyllis' Musical Inn, Chicago

Heavy Meddle

(Another sample from Sloop's syndicated "News of Our Time--In Rhyme"--available from Continental Features/Continental News Syndicate!)

Reforming our financial system’s goal

of Dodd-Frank Bill--or is it to boost pols?

Both namesakes of the bill stoked sub-prime mess--

pushed homes for those whose income was…un-blessed.

Two-thousands pages plus, rules and regs new

and yet it’s hard to tell… What does it DO?

With folks incensed, “Do SOMETHING!” cry does ring--

that's just what this bill does. It does…something.

Bad corp’rate deeds that brought Recession on

were crimes! Yet banks and such, they did abscond!

So we’re to start-up new Fed agencies--

to snooze like SEC, FDIC?…

As helpful as Fed’s foreclosure “relief”--

miss three payments and help we can bequeath!

But those of us who teeter on the edge?

We’ll send you rope--once you fall off the ledge!

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