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Stand-Up Poem of the Month

February 2012

"I'm just scaring you, ain't I?"

--Drunkin' kooky dame, upon kissing Sloop and falling into his lap

during his hosting of a "Flabby Hoffman" show at Phyllis' Musical Inn, Chicago

To Linda

(Here's another from 1994... A bit cheezy, but it got me...well, attention. Probably could've gotten laid when the chick came to town to visit her friend, but... Anyway...)

You’re somewhere far away, but you tip-toe through my mind

“Summer Breeze, makes me feel fine”

I couldn’t help myself it seemed to fit somehow

Either I’m malfunctioning or I’m one grand malfunction

but your smile is on the tip of my pen

So we’re all a bunch of shuttlecocks

No, we’re all a bunch of marbles

tossed upon this curious globe, now and then we touch

but when we do, roll off in new directions

I’m a big purple marble, with shiny golden speckles

You’re translucent pink with a unicorn inside

And I hope that you don’t mind

my imagining you as my Barbie doll

When I write my poems for women who are close to me

disaster's summoned so I thought I’d mix things up

and write one to my favorite far away virtual stranger .

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