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Monday, February 6, 2012
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DAILY LIMERICK 2/6/2012:

Read "expert," on those with tight purse...

Advice for when budget's been burst?

Why, get SECOND job!

And many a slob

will do--once they can land a FIRST!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 2/6/2012:

A study published last week in the journal Nature describes sugar as "addictive."

Health Nazi...er, researcher Robert Lustig goes so far as to claim sugar usage requires a "public health intervention" at "government level."

Hmmm. An issue of personal responsibility...the Healthy Elite's panties in a bunch over the choices of others... Aha!

THIS looks like a job for... Secondhand Science!...

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