Daily Limerick
Archives: August 2012

Contains Mature (and immature) Content;If You’re a Minor, Go Away!

 

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/1/2012:

See kitchen ware hard-sell ads played,

all have...Aussie-Brits as shills paid?...

"But Wait!" "Order NOW--

we'll throw in..." Bang! Pow!

So focus groups love Brits with Blades?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/1/2012:

I've figured it out.

Chief Limericist checking in, here.

You know how, every now and then, your senses are tipped off, be it a smell or a sound or what-have-you, and you think... "Where have I experienced this before?"

It's often something from your childhood, or at least many moons ago. May take you a while, but once you do figure it out, your mind joins your senses in a little trip down Memory Lane.

Well, I've been experiencing this feeling most of this summer.

And I've figured it out! That scent...the feel of the air... When I was a shaver, we'd often go to the Crystal Lake (Illinois) beach near us. But that's not it.

No, after a swim, before dressing into non-beach clothes, the protocol was to shower.

Hot, sticky, moist, uncomfortable air. Nice, as a little nostalgia thing...at least when you know it's temporary. That is, you'll be leaving the shower area after a bit.

But I guess this summer, at least in the Midwest, and perhaps every summer now as part of the New Climate, it constantly feels like you're in the showers.

Not good news for the proprietors of Turkish baths...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/2/2012:

Midwest's summer... Ma Nature's wrath?

Crazed heat and humidity hath

turned air so damn steamy...

On bright side, a freebie--

walk 'round, sample a Turkish bath!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/2/2012:

So, Olympic Judo Bronze Medalist Felipe Kitadai broke his medal in the shower and wants a new one.

Oddly enough, he competes for Brazil.

Had it have been Poland, the obvious motive would be reenacting a joke...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/3/2012:

Olympic bronze medal was broke

in shower by Judo clod-bloke!

But strangest thing seems?

Brazil is his team!

(Though seems a real life Polish joke!)

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/3/2012:

Carly Rae Jepson.

Flo, the Progressive Insurance shill.

Especially considering that each takes annoyance to a level of artistry... Has anybody ever seen both together in the same place?

We thought not...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/4/2012:

New sex conquests, a dude was seekin'--

o'er Latina neighbor, was freakin'!

Met, charmed her--soon did boast

new notch on his bedpost!

Could say that he did... Pork-a-Rican!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/4/2012:

Concerning that corporation trumpeting, steroid witch-hunting festival known as the Olympics... Well, let's just say that we're not the World's Biggest Fans and leave it at that.

But something about leaving the TV one, without sound, late morning, with the vision of U.S. vs. Spain women's beach volleyball supplementing your day.

Puts a real pep in one's... Er, step...

Happy Extra Cheezy Saturday!...

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SUNDAY DAILY LIMERICK 8/5/2012:

Watched close, U.S. women's team's run--

beach volleyball, 'neath 'Lympic sun...

With wild, fev'rish pride did root

for starred-striped bathing suits...

But couldn't tell you who won!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/5/2012:

Now, we've engaged in some calculations and, as of today at 13:59 p.m. (CDT), we're officially half-way through this hellish, living-in-a-steam-bath, sweltering, Satan-pleasing, Global Warming celebrating Summer of 2012.

Not that anyone here's in a hurry for fall or anything...

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SUNDAY STORY TIME 8/5/2012:

A SPECIAL, TOUCHING SECTION APPEARING SUNDAYS ONLY

(Touching in some manner, anyway)

TODAY'S EDITION: Electric Football

On June 28, Norman Sas passed away, his claim to fame being the invention of a game known as "Electric Football."

One of those old fashioned, physical games, with a board and all... Well, the board was really a metal thingie, on top of a whatchamajig, a contraption modeled after a football stadium. See, you'd line-up your little plastic football players in formation, against your opponents', stuff a little plastic ball under a player's arm and... Well, start it up.

The dillio came with an electrical outlet plug. So you'd switch it on and... It would vibrate. The players would thus shimmy around the "field." And... Honestly, there was no rhyme or reason to it. Strategy, at least of the meaningful variety, was impossible.

Passing the ball is, of course, an exciting aspect of the real sport. Yet there wasn't a feasible way to accomplish that in Electric Football. I guess you could sorta flick the teensy-weensy ball with your fingers, but the chances of that landing in another player's arm were practically impossible. You could declare that, "If the ball just HITS a player, he's caught it," and I think we tried that but... Well, it was pretty lame.

And there were no rules. I mean, okay, we were kids, we might've ignored a rulebook, but I was a different type of kid regarding rulebooks, and... What a disaster.

I'm a big fan of board games in general. Even fancy, experimental ones... Anyone remember the game, "Mouse Trap"? It entailed building this big contraption to catch the opponent's mouse. Well, loved stuff like that. For that matter, loved football.

But Electric Football?

I'll have to admit that I did play the game repeatedly. Was always disappointed, but something kept drawing me back so... It killed time. It provided laughs.

People remember it.

So I guess you could say that the world would be a less wonderful place without Electric Football.

But those are the nicest words you're gonna force outta me on the matter...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/6/2012:

While school kids might see it as bummer,

it stokes me like a well done hummer--

says science, remember,

runs to late September...

We're half-way through this broiler summer!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/6/2012:

Happy Extra Cheezy Picnic Day!... You know. For all our Australian Slapper Yapper Grasshoppers!...

...Who, by the way, along with our Irish and Scottish contingents, are also celebrating a Summer Bank Holiday...

...Although, since it's technically winter in the Southern Hemisphere, perhaps Australia's bank holiday is actually... Anyway, Happy Extra Cheezy Holidays!...

(Something's Extra Cheezy around these parts, in any event)...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/7/2012:

Think Carly Rae Jepsen... Then, face,

Progressive Insurance, Flo. Ace,

each, art of annoying!

Idea, with, toying...

Well, ever seen both in same place?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/7/2012:

Okay, we knew about wooly mammoths and such, but we just learned that, during the Ice Age, there were also...giant beavers!

Gentlemen and ladies, start your joking engines!...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/8/2012:

For August heat sci-fi repriever,

if I'd Time Machine, I'd pull lever

for Ice Age, which features,

wooly mammoth creatures--

and, just learned of its...giant beavers!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/8/2012:

We've been thinkin'... See, been utilizing Hamburger Helper lately.

Yeah, yeah. As hobbyist chefs, can see how some might frown on that... But for bachelors, you buy, say, one of those three-pound packs of ground beef, some Helpers at two-for-one price, each helper requires one pound, making you a couple meals each... For what's unofficially our food-related content day, there's your tip.

Now, the same company also now has Tuna and Chicken helpers, so we were thinkin'... Now.

We hope most Slapper Yapper Grasshoppers seek out hygiene in mates. But at certain times, say a hot summer like this... Well, things ain't always fresh.

So we're eagerly awaiting... Oral Sex Helper!...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/9/2012:

Those burger meal kits that they sell fer

folks on the go meals? Fly off shelves--whir!

Success spawned new tuna, bird

versions--so why not spur

magic through... Oral Sex Helper?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/9/2012:

Saw a little Olympic women's team volleyball recently and... Chief Limericist, here.

I'll volunteer to be supervise the showering of the Dominican team.

Yup. No need to pay me, even. Could say I'd eagerly "Go Sandusky" on 'em... Except, you know, a kinder, gentler, consensual Sandusky, of course.

Talk about slapping sounds comin' from the showers...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/10/2012:

Dominican volleyball's power--

stunned; each girl as lovely as flower!

I'll volunteer, bring chalk,

for locker room pep talk!

(But might "Go Sandusky" in showers!)

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/10/2012:

Read a "Letter to the Editor" this week complaining about food offerings at a local music festival, claiming they'll cause Type II Diabetes and/or heart attack.

Now this was mildly amusing...20 years ago, around the time folks started addressing the diet/cholesterol/overall health connection. But it seems some reminders are in order here.

One meal, no matter how much bacon or lard or whatever it contains, will not cause diabetes, heart attack or...anything.

Also, there's nobody forcing, say, a certain Letter to the Editor-writing whackjob to eat the music festival food.

There's diet as a pattern--over months, years.

The equation also includes exercise and heredity. In fact, some might actually eat, say, this "festival food" every single day and never suffer ill effects.

Most disturbing about all of this is the Fear Pollution that's resulted from the preponderance of Secondhand Science. (Can't imagine what started the craze.)

Because whereas once the "heart attack on a platter" cracks were jokes, now... Well, this "Letter to the Editor" writer, for example, was dead serious. In fact, pissed-off.

Maybe it'll all solve itself. The way things are going, such menu options will soon be taxed so high in the name of Big Mother that none of us will be able to afford 'em, anyway...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/11/2012:

The whole world's so crazy 'bout Hollywood,

spawned word-play things--Bollywood, Dollywood!

And now, I'll report,

Olympic beach sport

has spawned a new phenom called... Volley Wood!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/11/2012:

Slapper Yapper Grasshoppers should have recently gleaned that we're huge fans of Olympic Beach Volleyball here at Daily Limerick.

Or, well... We thought so, too. Except, the other day, MEN'S beach volleyball was on and... Don't know. Somehow we really couldn't care less. For some inexplicable reason, the women's is just far more exciting to us...

Happy Extra Cheezy Olympic Saturday!...

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SUNDAY DAILY LIMERICK 8/12/2012:

Gag phrase, "Heart attack on a platter,"

oft ser'yous now--nation grows fatter!

Do we need reminding--

takes more than one dining...

genes... exercise... Hell, do facts matter?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/12/2012:

While we made nary a hubbub about it, July 12 marked 13 Years of this dreck.

Today, August 12, 2012, marks the 13th Anniversary of the 10th Annual National Poetry Slam's All-Limerick Slam, which is what I was plugging via a Limerick-A-Day, eventually turning into... You know. The cat that ate the rat that ate the spider or whatever.

So say, "Hi" to the old lady who eventually... Ate the Limerick?...

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SUNDAY STORY TIME 8/12/2012:

A SPECIAL, TOUCHING SECTION APPEARING SUNDAYS ONLY

(Touching in some manner, anyway)

TODAY'S EDITION: Sunday Story Time...

...Is, er... Um... Well, you see... Aww, see ya' next week...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/13/2012:

One Olympic sport, me's been flooring--

dames' beach volleyball! Team pride soaring!

So checked men's event...

The thrill up and went--

somehow, the male version was boring.

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/13/2012:

Bad new first--

Questionable "content" today.

Good news?

At least we're shuttin' up about Olympic Women's Beach Volleyball...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/14/2012:

News "content" today comes up short;

Olympics now done, must report....

Which brings good news "what's up"--

seems now I must shut up

'bout a certain women's beach sport!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/14/2012:

Wow. This marks five freakin' Limericks about Olympic Women's Beach Volleyball this year.

You'd think this would land us a correspondent gig for 2016, wouldn't ya'?... Or perhaps it'll just get our Chief Limericist on the "Do Not Fly to Rio" list...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/15/2012:

My Olympic "cov'rage" was free-flow--

chicks' volleyball only, truth be told!

Might, Two-0-One-Six,

make "Do Not Fly" List--

at least if there's one just for Rio!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/15/2012:

Grabbing my cats' food dishes to wipe them out before the morning feeding (Chief Limercist checking in, here), I noticed that they carried a familiar aroma... McDonald's.

Mmmmmm.

To the McDonald's, that is. Not the cat food.

Although I've been buying them good, mostly pure meat blends.

Just an...interesting observation...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/16/2012:

One morn... Mystery scent? Hmmm... Delicious!

McD's? Burgers, fries, Filet'd Fishes?...

'Mid morning chore drills--

take this as you will...

While readying up my cats' dishes?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/16/2012:

So the U.S. government has gotten around to assigning some of Facebook's punishments, over the New Dot-Com Bubble company's surreptitious shilling of users' personal data (in a pathetic attempt to actually PROFIT somehow from the World's Largest Virtual Open Mic)--

Two decades of audits for the iSnake Oil Salesmen.

Two DECADES?

Seriously?

They'll be lucky to be around for two YEARS of audits.

MySpace, anyone?... No, how about Friendster? Remember that one?...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/17/2012:

Feds made Facebook's punishment clear

for shilling pers'nal data dear...

Two decades of audits!

Whole DECADES? Guess fraud fits...

But will it be 'round in two YEARS?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/17/2012:

So what do you do if you have an erection lasting more than four hours... And you HAVEN'T taken Viagra/Cialis?...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/18/2012:

Dude met a hot nymph who was spoken for

knew it'd be a trick, but that he could score!

Days, weeks, dirty texting--

by time they did sex thing

he came and recoil knocked him to the floor!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/18/2012:

What is the sound of one cheek crapping?...

Happy Extra Cheezy Saturday!...

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SUNDAY DAILY LIMERICK 8/19/2012:

Got four-hour plus erection schwing?

Ads say that, your doctor, should ring!

But what if your schlong's

erect for that long--

but you haven't taken a thing?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/19/2012:

A woman is suing the Dallas Cowboys claiming that the team's bench burned her buttocks.

He hee.

I'm sure that many Cowboy fans will call her a bum...and it is awful cheeky of her...no butts about it...a lot of rumpus over this story, for sure...

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SUNDAY STORY TIME 8/19/2012:

A SPECIAL, TOUCHING SECTION APPEARING SUNDAYS ONLY

(Touching in some manner, anyway)

TODAY'S EDITION: All Shook Up

Interesting title, ain't it?

Well, there's no edition today, and we'll just leave it at that interesting title for now...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/20/2012:

Chick sues Dallas Cowboys to seek fee

for...ass burnt on bench seat? How freaky!

Though cash she deserves

she's sure got some nerve--

in fact, I'd say she's rather cheeky!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/20/2012:

Don't follow politics because the issues are so complicated?

Well, this is the perfect time for you to FOLLOW politics! Those pesky important issues will be absent from the debate into November!...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/21/2012:

If in politics you can't revel--

complex issues leave you bedeviled--

now's great time to jump in

for, 'til past 'Ween's pumpkins,

the discourse is at first-grade level!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/21/2012:

Upon reading about yet another local public figure in "treatment" for viewing porn on the job (curiously only AFTER he was caught)...and as someone who once had a near deadly alcohol problem in the past... Porn and sex CANNOT be proper "addictions."

Hell, despite real addiction deserving sympathy on many levels, even addicts are 100 percent responsible for their actions.

So knock of the sympathy for these perverts who selfishly pursue their genitals' whims and then play the "Treatment" card, folks; knock it off NOW...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/22/2012:

Zen question with which folks oft grappling--

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

That's just one, from Mystic Zone.

In fact, can make your own--

like, "What's sound of one cheek crapping?"

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/22/2012:

I've been noticing lately (Chief Limericist checked-in, here) that... Well, I very rarely use forks.

Every time I go to grab a fork for the eatin', it just seems a spoon will work better and... Yeah.

So put that on your spoon and...eat it...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/23/2012:

When I eat, I dig in--full torque!

Everything from salads to pork!

To cut, knife's a boon;

scoop sauces? Love spoon...

Why, don't have much need for the fork!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/23/2012:

Skimming the sports section, not necessarily following baseball proper, but keeping up on the headlines, I learned that Chicago Cubs pitcher Chris Volstad has...lost 24 games in a row.

Now, everybody makes mistakes. And we're all for giving folks second, even third chances (as witnessed by the fact that Fred the Intern is still in this office) but... For those not it the know, perhaps this little news nugget contains all one needs to know about the Chicago Cubs...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/24/2012:

So Cali now, like freakin' Tories,

has anti-Pap'razzi law! Whore the

First 'Mendment out for poor stars--

so discrim'nation scarred...

Worst? Learned through side Bieber story!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/24/2012:

Borrowing a term from recent-ish Presidential elections... You could say that the many classic country performers (Willie Nelson, George Jones, etc.) have been Taylor Swift-boated!...

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LETTERS TO THE IDIOT 8/24/2012:

Old pal, from the haze known as the University of Illinois Champaign-Urbana, Chuck Collins checks in regarding Wednesday's Limerick, which pondered the "Sound of One Cheek Crapping"--

> It's fap fap fapping...

Now, we're not the most spiritual people on earth here at DL, but... Isn't that a Starbucks drink? Fapuccino or something?... Or perhaps that's the sounds of your wallet emptying at the counter?...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/25/2012:

A sleaze man seduced chicks through e-mail--

would brag he was checking his "fe-mail"!

One night, waxed e-careless

'bout real-world awareness--

and hooked-up through checking his "sh-e-mail"!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/25/2012:

Okay. We understand that some (hopefully rare) people, due to a combination of meekness and being subject to charisma, will fall for a telemarketing scam--hence, the very existence of the industry.

Okay. We don't really understand. But we've semi-come to grips with the fact that humanity... Anyway.

But those pre-recorded telemarketing pitches?

The more we live and learn... Well, maybe lobotomies were invented for good reason...

Happy Extra Cheezy Saturday...

Dumb asses...

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SUNDAY DAILY LIMERICK 8/26/2012:

From modern elections, when voted

for Pres., a mud-sling term's been toted

which, tweaked, does reflect

how Nashville execs

treat legends--been Taylor Swift-boated!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/26/2012:

Read a news story, from an actual legitimate, traditional news venue, by a real reporter (identity and details skipped to...well, for whatever reason, not rub in the fact that this person made an ass out of his- or herself...professional courtesy?)... Well, describing a location as like the "Big Brother" set.

Now, unfortunately, society has reached a point where, say, a reference to a flower ala "The Bachelor" is pop culturally known enough to be deemed worthy of a news story reference. And, yes, as monitors of pop culture, we've seen a little bit of all the prominent "reality" shows.

But "Big Brother"?... Well, since it's been running all these years we're sure, frighteningly enough, that some people are actually watching but... Long enough for the set to be recognizable before falling asleep?...

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SUNDAY STORY TIME 8/26/2012:

A SPECIAL, TOUCHING SECTION APPEARING SUNDAYS ONLY

(Touching in some manner, anyway)

TODAY'S EDITION: It's a New Birthday iPad, Charlie Brown--Good Luck with THAT!

B Yup. Got a new iPad for my birthday. Still not up and running.

Yeah, good Slapper Yapper Grasshoppers may know that my birthday was in mid-May. However, knowing that integrating to a new computer, which is exactly what the iPad is despite its portability, is time-consuming, to make an understatement, I sorta "cleared my plate" and didn't actually order it until about a month later.

Still... Let me mention first that, for many reasons, I'd like to dig up the corpse of Steve Jobs and shit in his skull. See, while I've been a lifelong Apple fan, but since the iPod or so, they've went from underdog to top dog and now take it upon themselves to dictate what personal computing is going to mean.

For instance, I'd prefer a laptop-size computer. But given the fact that I can get an extra, real keyboard, and the price differential... I'm forced into this always-connected, teensy-weensy computer thing. Never mind that I still garner some old-fashioned ideas about leaving work as work and play as play. Or that people are even worse in returning calls, etc. in our allegedly "always in touch" age.

Now, I have a DSL connection. I'm no techie, but have working knowledge of such things, and from what I've read, a DSL or cable connection is still more reliable and secure than wireless.

But the Temple of Jobs has decided that All Must Be Wireless, so this iPad has no plug for my DSL, as it has no CD drive. So I've bought a wireless router, which will eventually work with this, but the Temple assumes we all have wireless already so... Real pain in the taint, folks.

Keeping ridiculously busy, despite being only marginally employed (but with many projects working "for the future"), I'm only able to chisel away a little time at this iPad Project, especially since I know, anyway, that I'll be going back and forth between computers for some time, what with documents and figuring out needed new programs/apps and e-mail address books and... Yeah.

See, this actually started as an excuse for the lack of content in Sunday Story Time lately. And, really, the less-than-superb content in S&Y and such as well.

But I guess you can say that it turned into an actual Story.

We're anticipating a happy ending, too. At some point, once the Ever After of negotiating the quirks of the Temple of Jobs is resolved...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/27/2012:

Read sports news 'bout pitcher who flubbed

two dozen in row? Ya'd think club

would dump dude before...

Well, reached twenty-four!

But losing's an Art for the Cubs!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/27/2012:

Okay... Chief Limericist checking in, here.

On a recent evening, I went to enter a late-night eatery...and held the door open, before entering, for a lady and her male companion who were in the entry hall to the establishment.

They offered "thanks," nodded to acknowledge my politeness... But the thing is, I wasn't being polite. Or at least that politeness was secondary.

They were just too damn fat for me to enter without having them fully exit first...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/28/2012:

So really, c'mon--SEX addiction?

Bad deeds--spun into an affliction?

If we need a term fer

"disorder" 'mong worm pervs

the best one would be...an a'fiction!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/28/2012:

Guess today's the today they start up the big whoop-tee-do, finally unveiling the...candidate who's been well known for many months now... The Republican National Commercial!...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/29/2012:

Convention "news"? Media's sure filled!

Moons back, Pres. pick, waited the world, 'til...

These days? Ain't the same.

In fact, better name's...

Republican Nash'nal Commercial!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/29/2012:

The other day I was thinkin' (Chief Limericist here, folks)... Time for some snack action!... Snack...action... Enter the new term... "Snack-tion"!...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/30/2012:

Telemarketing--Big Biz, sordid--

thrives on morons, eas'ly extorted!

Tough, but came to grips--

phone shill-prone exist...

But lose Hope o'er those...pre-recorded?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/30/2012:

Chief Limericist checking in, here.

Wireless is useless.

Okay, for my needs, it's useless. For others... It's only near-useless.

For those unsure of terms, I'm talking wireless, not cellular. Cellular is rather useful.

Anyway... I understand there was a time where one could travel around with a computer and just log-on to unsecured connections wherever.

Not so anymore. Oh, you can spend the day at a McDonald's or whatever but... Not exactly "connected on the go." One has to mostly use a secure wireless connection.

At home. Which is great, I suppose, for multi-computer families and/or those with huge mansions but... I digress.

So... And, yes, good Slapper Yapper Grasshoppers might have guessed that this relates to my "new" iPad (which I'm still having trouble getting connected). So I now have to work a wireless connection, as well as my old computer's DSL connections (my old computer lacking a wireless card--and why by one when I'm evolving to the iPad?), so I can eventually integrate to the Wonderful World of iPad.

Yes, the iPad itself is still highly anticipated. But I wish it simply had a freakin' DSL/cable Internet outlet because... Well, it's a real kick in the taint to connect to this Wonderful World of Wireless.

My condo isn't huge. Which is why I've had little problem with having to check e-mail at my desk.

But all this hubbub will prove worthless in the end.

I can live connected and on the go...all the way to my bathroom... Yippee...

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DAILY LIMERICK 8/31/2012:

Things you'll do, "Once in a Blue Moon"?

You'd better get on those--and soon!

For Blue Moon's tonight!

Extend that invite

for one you might call your... Blue Poon?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 8/31/2012:

Yep.

When two full moons appear in one month, the second is a Blue Moon...

Happy Extra Cheezy Blue Moon!...

 

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