Daily Limerick
Archives: March 2013

Contains Mature (and immature) Content;If You’re a Minor, Go Away!

 

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/1/2013:

For Twitter, ain't hid my dislike!

Try to be objective but... Yikes!

While some Twits are brilliant,

most Twit-happy millions

make world's most immense open mic!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/1/2013:

So you have a doctor's appointment, but it's just a check-up, so can be understandably rescheduled...because a huge blizzard is unfolding.

Batshit to keep the appointment, right?

Perhaps. But it's also a stellar father-son bonding outing...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/2/2013:

Blonde and brunette both offered Fred

oral homage! Yet stud instead

craved chick type he hadn't yet

added--bed notch coquette--

schoomzed ginger for some red-head!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/2/2013:

Remember--you can't spell "March" without...er..."ram"... A creature that's, um...kinda somewhere between a lion and a lamb...

Happy Extra Cheezy Saturday!...

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SUNDAY DAILY LIMERICK 3/3/2013:

Dad's checkup happened to fall 'pon

blizzard day, on visit, was conned...

Could cancel, but drove it--

nothing like deeds batshit

to strengthen that father-son bond!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/3/2013:

In attempting to settle one of her myriad legal troubles, Lindsay Lohan has decided she'll risk almost a year in jail by attempting to beat a rap--rather than plea-bargaining via yet another Big Rehab stint.

Of course, the knee-jerk public reaction is, "Messed-up Lindsay refuses to take her medicine... And at what cost! What a total addict!"

Slapper Yapper Grasshoppers should know... Chief Limericist, here--not a fan or rehab. Won't go into it now--in fact have a whole freakin' novel about the fact that, having quit boozin' 20+ years ago, rehab actually made things WORSE for me and I couldn't actually quit until I recovered from freakin' rehab.

Now Lindsay, of course, is not the greatest spokesperson for the under-the-mainstream anti-Big Rehab movement. (And, yes, there are enough of us to qualify it as a movement.)

But while keeping a handle on the potential here for a HUGE digression... In most industries, there's a rule, "The customer is always right." For Big Rehab? If you have a complaint that it doesn't work...YOU are doing something wrong.

Pretty sweet deal for a mutli-bazillion-dollar industry.

So used to hearing that such-and-such is on a third...fourth...fifth attempt at rehab that it's commonplace, right? But, of course, it's HIS OR HER FAULT. No reason to look more into Big Rehab?

In any event, Lindsay, drop me a line... Seriously, could help you out quite a bit, babe...

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SUNDAY STORY TIME 3/3/2013:

A SPECIAL, TOUCHING SECTION APPEARING SUNDAYS ONLY

(Touching in some manner, anyway)

TODAY'S EDITION: Ahem...

...(Cough Cough)... Yeah... No edition today... While it seems like we're now every other week with this, that's not the case, it's just... (Cough cough)... Ahem... Next week?...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/4/2013:

A Holiday--Casimir Pulaski's!

"Who?" "What the hell?"--many may ask-y!

Chi-Town Pole--war hero!

Take hol'day "all clear-o!"--

indulge in some hooch and some ass! Wee!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/4/2013:

Happy Casimir Pulaski Day!... (Although only Chicago-area school kids and government nepotists get the day off)...

Today's also another Holiday, of sorts... March Fo(u)rth... Also known as Only Day of the Year That's Also a Command, Er...If You Change the Spelling of It a Bit Day... We're workin' on it...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/5/2013:

Rehab? Lindsay Lohan stands strong--

no such plea deal with Law's arm long!

Knee-jerk cry's, "Denial!"

Suits rehab biz style--

the customer is always wrong!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/5/2013:

Chief Limericist here.

If a, um, friend's Twitter account is suddenly followed by both Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, is that cause for celebration or...something else?...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/6/2013:

Ms. Lohan, my plea's crux ain't flimsy...

We've not met, so guess this is whimsy--

Here for you, while strangely,

not 'mong guys who'd change thee--

here's my number, so call me Lindsay?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/6/2013:

Quality vs. price--not only the Perpetual Consumer Question but... Well, an especially important Question to the serious snacker.

Slapper Yapper Grasshoppers should know that I'm a big fan of saving bucks through generic/store brand purchases.

But there's a Beyonce-sized "but" in that equation.

As it concerns snacks and food in general... Well, for example, I've tried some of the knock-off cereals but... I just gotta shell out extra coin for name brands like, say, Fruity Pebbles. But something like, oh...bridge mix? You're just fine goin' generic.

I'm discovering, though, that there's more than taste at play. Packaging, for instance.

A Wal-Mart "Fresh Market," or whatever the hell they call it, opened near me. Which means saving decent scratch on groceries. Grabbed some Medallion tortilla chips and... Well, here's one of the many situations that makes the Generic Question tricky.

Much cheaper than the Big Brands. Taste?... Pretty good, a little lacking...making it a close call.

But the bag actually sprouted a hole before I unpacked my grocery haul at home. As I proceeded with my evening snack routine, the bag... Tried kinda folding it over, as the top ripped too easily atop and spread downward, but... Soon had to ditch the bag altogether and place the chips into a plastic container.

See how complicated snacking can be?

Which brings us to an Advanced Snacking Rule--even if you're completely cool with a specific generic product, keep on your toes because sometimes a name-brand sale will render it cheaper than the generic anyway!

In any event, I'm faced with a real snacking conundrum regarding these chips now...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/7/2013:

First LiLo joined my Twitter scene;

next, found followed by...Charlie Sheen?

Seems...good? They're celebrities!

Something shared, 'mong we three...

Bit disturbed--just what's this mean?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/7/2013:

What the hell.

It was accidental, but as long as we went two days in a row with the theme... Had to make it a trilogy of Lindsay Lohan Limericks--or L Squared, as we're maybe now calling it...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/8/2013:

Most's fave's cho'clate; mine is fruit candy!

Runts, Skittles--likes near get me randy!

Real fruit flavs? No! Don't care! See

magic... Blue raspberry!

Near sci-fi fake taste's gem-dandy!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/8/2013:

Read a feature the other day on a clothing store in Chicago that caters to men, aiming to be full-service by even consulting fashion-helpless straight males on what makes them look good, what's needed in the wardrobe, etc.

The joint is called, Trunk Club.

As a guy (Chief Limericist checking in, here), I completely understand the need for this service. In fact, personally, that need will soon grow urgent, as my mother passed away late last year and she fulfilled that service for me, between Christmas and my birthday giftings, by providing the female eye's fashion sense and just enough regular wardrobe infusion to keep my clothing stash more than hip enough for a straight guy.

So now I certainly have my eye on locking-in a new fashion service in the near future but... I don't know what the hell's the deal with the dudes patronizing Trunk Club, but I intend to use the time-honored option called... Well, finding a freakin' girlfriend!...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/9/2013:

'Round Tax Day, accountant sly Norm

shilled service in local chick's dorms!

Though most's were a breeze--gee,

those jobs cried out, "E-Z"!--

he'd nonetheless whip-out "Long Form"!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/9/2013:

Chief Limericist here folks.

Boy I'd like to ring her...Kristen...

Happy Extra Cheezy Saturday!...

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SUNDAY DAILY LIMERICK 3/10/2013:

Day clothes shopping? Guys fear like World's End!

Dude wardrobe consultant--unfurls trend!

Thought I was shy/nervous--

what dweeb BUYS such service?

I use a free program called...girlfriend!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/10/2013:

Not sure what you call those TV shows that will seemingly be around forever, although you forget about them until you notice them in the listings by happenstance... Anyway, they're in a zone all by themselves.

The likes of "Cops," "America's Funniest Home Videos" and now, apparently... "American Idol"...

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SUNDAY STORY TIME 3/10/2013:

A SPECIAL, TOUCHING SECTION APPEARING SUNDAYS ONLY

(Touching in some manner, anyway)

TODAY'S EDITION: "Don't Puke on the Presents!"

Memories of high school... So many of them, firsts--first dates, first times behind the wheel of a car, first... Okay, why beat around the shrubbery--first experiences with pot. Marijuana. Mary Jane. Etc.

Now, I'm not endorsing marijuana usage here. Nor am I bashing it. Just telling a tale from an American boy's high school years which, like it or not, often include experiments with the likes of marijuana.

I'd been itchin' to try pot somewhere around sophomore year. Read a little about it, took note of other students who'd partook--many of them from fine families like mine, achieving decent grades and athletic endeavors, etc.--and decided it wasn't some dangerous, addictive narcotic thingie and... Well. High school. I was in bad metal bands. I wanted to rebel!

At the first big rock concert I attended, Judas Priest, some of my pals sparked-up. I almost jumped-in to the pass-around but, first, asked another friend of mine who was still a pot virgin if he intended to smoke and... He said no, so I passed, too.

My first toot came a bit later. I don't recall whom I bought it from, or how much it cost, or how much I bought... Well, it was an eensy-weensy baggie.

I'm one of those who, for whatever reasons, didn't feel ANY effects after smoking pot, the first couple of times. Wondered if I'd been ripped off, wondered if pot was even less of a Big Deal than the "Just Say No" crowd painted it... But, apparently, that's a fairly common reaction for new tokers.

So I and two friends went-in on a quarter-ounce before a concert. Okay, I've already dated myself--before an Iron Maiden concert. Maybe it was Dio?... In any event, we were all rarin' to get started with this marijuana rebellion thing. Well... One of us had a bit of experience with the stuff, but we were all otherwise new, had a ride lined-up to the show, so met early to partake of much ganja beforehand.

If you know anything about marijuana, you can imagine the general scene. Lots of giggling and general goofing around--video games, TV, etc. At first I felt no effects from pot, causing me to whine a bit ("Damnit, I'm immune to the stuff!"), which only increased the chuckling among my pals, both of whom WERE feeling effects.

Then, amid a big toke, held in 'til I almost had to blow out... Bam! I was high.

Most of what happened was a blur, although these pre-concert rituals became the major topic of our school lunchroom conversations from then onward.

One of my friends somehow, contrary to the typical effects of pot, became sick. He complained a bit about feeling dizzy, just sorta kneeled on the floor completely motionless, near the Christmas Tree in the house, with all the trimmings, it being December.

We found that incredibly funny.

Then he puked.

We roared about that as well. At least until my other friend, our host, said, "Don't puke on the presents, man!"

Yet another springboard to laughter.

The spew did not in fact hit the presents.

His contribution was curiously in the Spirit of things, however--he did contribute something we wouldn't have given ourselves...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/11/2013:

Though famous and, to me, quite distant,

if we met? No hope of resistin'

her fine little bell!

I crave her like hell!

Oh, man, I'd love to ring her...Kristen!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/11/2013:

Usually, the two are a pair... So why are we hearing nothing about Tweety with all the jabbering about the big, governmental budget Sylvester?...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/12/2013:

Resilient strength, "Idol" has shown!

Year after year--onward show drones!

Forget 'til you channel hop

it's on! Now dwells, like "Cops,"

in "'Mer'ca's Funniest" Zone!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/12/2013:

Hey, you!... Yeah, YOU!

Sorry, I know you think otherwise, but you can't multi-task. You can't even walk and chew gum at the same time, as the cliche goes--what makes you think you can check your Facebook app, make a call with your Bluetooth headset and walk a straight line at once?...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/13/2013:

Dems' cry, "Budget Wolf!" is just seedy!

They're just junkies--tax-and-spend needy!

Not sure how to tame it...

They can't even name it

right--can't have "Sequester" sans "Tweety"!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/13/2013:

Got a stale donut, bagel, etc.?

Don't toss it out!

'Wave it!

Like fresh!

Dab with a little water, 10 seconds or so in the old micro- and... Mmm.

Geez, we're a lot like a mainstream Wednesday "Food" feature today.

What, oh what, have we become?...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/14/2013:

Hey you--yeah YOU, in smugness bask-

ing. Text while you walk? Off with mask!

All oh so efficient?

Got news--you're just wishin'!

Hey pal, you just CAN'T multitask!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/14/2013:

A disturbing trend these days brings us Big Academia programs for everything from cooking to... Sweet Elvis, my alma mater, Columbia College Chicago, now offers a degree in "comedy writing and performance."

All with, of course, the career-stunting, simultaneous kick to the groin and pocketbook known as, "financial aid."

This would seem a delightful trend, allowing some to get a head-start on others but... As these things progress, such degrees tend to was from optional/helpful to...required.

Consider... My ill-chosen field of study was print journalism. Setting aside the fact that the industry is half-way down the crapper... There once was a time when a wannabe reporter could start in the mailroom, make his wishes to cover stories known, one day snag an opportunity when a breaking story left no standard reporters around...and eventually work his way up to reporter and even Page Two Columnist or Editor-in-Chief.

Some moons ago, when I was struggling to save money for a return to college, I sold my first story.

Which, under the largely outdated philosophy of common sense, would seem to mean that I'd obtained my "education" for becoming a professional journalist. Figured out how to pitch stories, caught a publisher's eye, executed story and was paid for it.

But nooooo.

I'd apply for jobs in the field only to be told... "We only hire those with journalism degrees."

So... Why take the initiate to sell a story on your own? You HAVE to go to college, so just do that and grab an easy story from your college newspaper for the clip file.

Why do the open-mic grind for years, working your way into paid showcases when... (Shudder.) Will club owners eventually be asking for a comedy degree?

Well... What do you think places like Chicago's Second City ALREADY have set in place? You hear about half the Comedy World coming from Chicago's institutions, right? Well... Hey. They pay up and take the classes first.

Isn't real world experience a type of "education"?

So, really, Big Academia is kinda anti-education, no?...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/15/2013:

Keep snacking life close to my heart!

But frugal--generics mark start!

Watch ratio of taste to price

and, what's more, my advice?

Does packaging fall apart?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/15/2013:

You CAN spell "Spring" without "Sinuses"!

In fact, it's a lot easier without 'em, although we're not sure how someone can live and all without them but... See, originally thought we'd say, "You CAN'T spell 'Spring'" without them, but... Well, you maybe sorta get our idea here...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/16/2013:

I know a hot girlie named Mandie.

Quite shy but, mere half-shot of brandy

transforms her, in moment's swoon,

like werewolf, 'neath full moon,

to beast on prowl for man-candy!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/16/2013:

Perusing a listing of new offerings available on DVD... Huh?

Now, who in the hell would even WANT "The Bachelorette" on DVD? And WHY?

On second thought, we don't even want to know...

Happy Extra Cheezy Saturday!...

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SUNDAY DAILY LIMERICK 3/17/2013:

For St. Pat's, know girl rather bratty...

Yank her firmly, face-down, 'cross lap, see,

and spank that fine onion!

Not 'til bright red, buns done--

and she answers right, "Who's your Paddy?"

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/17/2013:

Happy Extra Cheezy St. Patrick's Day...

Celebrate with... Limerick!... (What else?)...

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SUNDAY STORY TIME 3/17/2013:

A SPECIAL, TOUCHING SECTION APPEARING SUNDAYS ONLY

(Touching in some manner, anyway)

TODAY'S EDITION: Sunday Story Time...

...Is... Well, it IS St. Patrick's Day, right? So we'll go with that... See ya' next week...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/18/2013:

It's one thing to watch on TV--

set time slot, at least the crap's free!

Umpteenth "Bachelorette"?

But what I DON'T get?

Who the hell buys the DVD?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/18/2013:

Okay, we've mused in the past upon these job ads allegedly seeking a "rock star" salesperson or clerk or whatever.

As if they really want someone constantly taking breaks to shoot heroin in the genitals...or perhaps just a reflection of the corporatization of rock and roll. Anyway.

But now we stumbled upon one that ballyhoos an opportunity to "Live like a pop star."

POP star?

We... Uh... Just don't wanna dwell on that one right now...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/19/2013:

One day, warm sun, next--cold/sleet slammed!

You can't spell "March" without...er, "Ram"?

You know... It makes perfect sense!

Like March, on Seasons' Fence--

beast between "Lion" and "Lamb"!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/19/2013:

Turns out, Opening Day for the Chicago Cubs is April 1.

April Fools Day.

We'll just leave it at that...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/20/2013:

Sure, "Party like rock star" I've heard.

But saw phrase with..."pop star," subbed words?

So what the hell's THAT mean?

Cliche lyric prattling?

"Art's" legacy, shelf-life of turd?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/20/2013:

Happy Extra Cheezy First Day of Spring 2013 (as of 6:02 a.m. CDT)...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/21/2013:

A sign, April 1st, Spring's on way--

Chicago Cubs Opening Day!

My, what comic fuel--

hey, that's April Fools!

But, really, not more need I say...

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/21/2013:

This just in--

Some businesses are actually still using a...fax.

Seriously.

We're looking into current telegraph usage; stay tuned to this site for updates...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/22/2013:

My grind? Through the job ads one hacks!

Read one that sent me to flashbacks...

The nostalgia stoking

does not SEEM mere joking--

some businesses still use a...fax?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/22/2013:

Back in grade school, I remember this exchange, more or less--

"Ha ha! You got an 'F'!"

"No, I got an F+!"

He hee. "F+"... It is to laugh...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/23/2013:

Hot Margo wore her brand new sundress--

showed off her fine legs, state of undressed!

Her date that night, Ned,

flipped it o'er her head--

which made quite a fash'nable fun-dress!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/23/2013:

Back in grade school, during a time when we were learning about the Birds and Bees and such, I crafted this joke--

"Why is hockey such a bloody sport?"

Give up?

"Because it has THREE PERIODS!"

Ahem.

Well, it IS a Saturday--and the first one of Spring, at that...

Happy First Extra Cheezy Saturday of Spring!...

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SUNDAY DAILY LIMERICK 3/24/2013:

Grade school, recall a playground fuss.

Poor kid got "F"? Teasing nut-bust!

But quip most amusing

from 'motional bruising?

Was his defense--"No, got F-plus!"

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/24/2013:

It's been a week since St. Pat's, but it got me thinkin' (Chief Limericist checked-in, here)... Have I dated an Irish chick?

Kinda know one; there have been some early signs there might be possibilities but... She's a little... Well, YOU know... Call it, "Corned Beef and...Baggage"...

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SUNDAY STORY TIME 3/24/2013:

A SPECIAL, TOUCHING SECTION APPEARING SUNDAYS ONLY

(Touching in some manner, anyway)

TODAY'S EDITION: Shaking Things up a Bit...

It's like this--

Slapper Yapper Grasshoppers may have noticed that we've been only actually filing an edition here every other week.

So this time... We're skipping twice in a row!... Lot a crap goin' on... See you next week!...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/25/2013:

St. Pat's, I buy corned beef and cabbage!

"Done Irish chick?" thought, loading stag fridge...

"Wow! I know a candidate!"

Yet I do hesitate...

Whole lotta corned beef and...baggage!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/25/2013:

Note to customers/employers--

Just because they're called "freelance" writers and such, doesn't mean their efforts are meant to be "free."

See, the name derives from... Anyway...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/26/2013:

Freelance writers? (Group includes me.)

Word must confuse, from signs I see!

Job/gig ads all seem to make

same def'nition mistake--

doesn't mean we WORK for "free"!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/26/2013:

The latest edition of a special section in my Sunday newspaper last weekend, focusing largely on fashion and similar themes, dubbed itself, "The Men's Issue."

Okay, folks. We know what you're shooting for but... Fashion? Even if it DOES focus on men's clothing?

Sorry but, by readership's gauge, that, and every other edition, is "The Women's Issue"...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/27/2013:

The spelling of "Spring," by design, must...

(work with me folks, on this--one time, just?)...

include certain letters.

With pollens unfettered...

Can't spell "U" word "Spring" without... "Sinus"!?

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/27/2013:

So... Jersey Mike's subs?

One of those moved-in to a local spot once long occupied by one of my absolute favorite chili/pizza joints.

Knowing how uppity East Coasters are about how they have the best...well, everything, really, but sandwiches, in this case... Had to try the joint.

With mixed feelings of course.

And... Well, perhaps as good as my local-chain fave, Mr. Submarine. Which is, indeed, pretty darn good.

But a whole lot more expensive.

Whole lot.

Just another East Coast trend that we'd do just as well without...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/28/2013:

Newspaper section dubbed, "Men's Issue"?

Yet that demographic? Big miss! Whew!

With focus on fashion,

who for that feels passion?

It's still "Women's Issue," 'spite miscue!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/28/2013:

Happy Extra Cheezy...Good Thursday!

Perhaps a lesser known Holiday, compared to Good Friday, but... Hey. We've been pretty good about content lately..

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/29/2013:

Hip Jersey Mike's! "East Coast's" the boast!

Replaced local joint I loved most!

On principle, tried it;

fair--sky-high price plied at...

Just stay on the Most Boasts Host Coast!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/29/2013:

So... Pippa Middleton.

Remember? The British inbred...er, Royal who's coveted buttocks were going to take America by storm?

Yeah, it was all supposed to start with her book! Sales of which...er...you see...

Just who does she think she is? Soccer?...

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DAILY LIMERICK 3/30/2013:

A springtime kite-flyer named Steve

kept tangling up, forced to retrieve

kite with his girl--big slut--

from... Strange twist on "Peanuts"--

oft stuck in her Kite-Eating Beave!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/30/2013:

Occasionally, to stay hep and all, we here in the, um, Daily Limerick Towers give current pop hits a little listen-to.

Have noticed recently at least two pop tunes that lyrically explore the commonalities of romantic attraction and a heart attack.

Befuddling, if not outfight disturbing. We're a bit confused regarding what to think of this.

Considering the general tone of pop verse overall, it would make more sense if the heart attacks were referred to as "grabbers," but, hey--who are we to say? None of us here are exactly veterans of the "In Da Club," "On Da Floor" Scene...

Happy Extra Cheezy (Allegedly) Out-Like-A-Lamb Saturday!...

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SUNDAY DAILY LIMERICK 3/31/2013:

For Holiday Easter Egg Hunt,

please focus on blessings--not wants!

Bee-free Easter Bonnet--

wear smile when you don it!

Don't ruin day by being a...jerk.

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 3/31/2013:

Happy Extra Cheezy Easter!...

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SUNDAY STORY TIME 3/31/2013:

A SPECIAL, TOUCHING SECTION APPEARING SUNDAYS ONLY

(Touching in some manner, anyway)

TODAY'S EDITION: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah...

...So we're taking off yet again... It IS freakin' Easter!... And we're not done blaming Daylight Savings Time, either...

 

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