Daily Limerick
Archives: November 2013

Contains Mature (and immature) Content;If You’re a Minor, Go Away!


NOTE: DL has not yet taken the time to put "anchors" into the archives. Translation: You're gonna have to scroll all the way through the long-ass documents (use your "find" commands, squatlicks)!



Assault arrest, Chris Brown, must glean,

such shock that it only can mean…

Had class, “Anger Management”--

smart cash for new man spent--

must be persona for ’Ween?



So Jesse Jackson, Jr. issued a news release for…showing up at prison?

Well, if that’s the thinking now, we oughta whip up something about that intern and the strawberries and… This thing that happened, you know, to that, um, friend…


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