Daily Limerick Archives: November 2013
Contains Mature (and immature) Content;If You’re a Minor, Go Away!
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DAILY LIMERICK 11/1/2013:
Assault arrest, Chris Brown, must glean,
such shock that it only can mean…
Had class, “Anger Management”--
smart cash for new man spent--
must be persona for ’Ween?
SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 11/1/2013:
So Jesse Jackson, Jr. issued a news release for…showing up at prison?
Well, if that’s the thinking now, we oughta whip up something about that intern and the strawberries and… This thing that happened, you know, to that, um, friend…
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