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Archives: January 2014
DAILY LIMERICK 1/1/2014:
Clock hits New Year, many are downtown!
Most cases, leads-in with a Countdown!
Screw crowds, prices, song-and-dance!
Best lead-in, if you've chance?
Slide into New Year with...Mount-down!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 1/1/2014:
Happy Extra Cheezy New Year!...

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DAILY LIMERICK 1/2/2014:
Like Charlton Heston, I take stand,
for my "gun" that makes me a man!
Firearms ain't my avenue--
my WILLIE you'll get when you
pry it from my cold, dead hands!

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SLAPPIN' AND YAPPIN' 1/2/2014:
So... Duck Dynasty?

Remember the good ol' days when those whining about the content of TV shows--despite the fact that, you know, one can change channels and such and choose to NOT WATCH a particular offering... Well, remember when the party pooper, poopy-pantses were CONSERVATIVE, not liberal?...